MET Office Annouce When Records Actually Began

The MET office has released details regarding the mystery surrounding when weather records actually began.

“It’s all bollocks really,” said MET Office Chief of Staff, Craig Wyper. “We stopped bothering to keep our records up to date years ago.”

When questioned further Mr Wyper said, “We had to make room in the office for this slushie machine, and that required binning a lot of filing cabinets. We’re a bit unsure about what things were like pre-December 2009-ish.”

When asked why the MET office has continued to coin the phrase ‘The [insert climate condition of day]-est day since records began‘ the Chief of Staff responded with, “Oh we just say that to spice things up a little. The truth is that talking about the weather is very boring, and here in Britain it is all anyone ever likes to talk about. So we had to make it sound more interesting.”

“I just wish you lot would find something else to talk about and stop blaming us for this shit,” continued Mr Wyper as he slurped the remains of a blueberry Slush Puppy. “It’s quite warm outside right now, what more do you all want?”