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MET Office Shock: This Winter Will Almost Certainly be Cold

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The MET Office have issued a statement warning that the south coast of Britain and…

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MET Office Annouce When Records Actually Began

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The MET office has released details regarding the mystery surrounding when weather records actually began….

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