Island to Crack Down on Worrying Levels of Excitement
Post-summer conditions have been a subject of concern for Island authorities, and plans have been…
satire
Isle of Wight Legalises Paracetamol
In a controversial move, the Isle of Wight has passed a motion which will legalise…
Labour Government Write off Isle of Wight as a Loss
In a bid to balance the swelling government debt inherited from the outgoing Conservative government…
‘Most Intact Dinosaur for 100 Years’ Discovered on Isle of Wight
Sandra Gobblington-Bonesmith was discovered by local fossil hunter Ian Falcon and is reported to be…
Boris Johnson Confirmed He Didn’t Really Know What He Would End Up Saying Before COVID Briefings
The COVID-era Prime Minister revealed in an exclusive interview with the Island Muffin that he…
Slow Sarcastic Clap for Government to be Introduced on Wednesdays
Along with the reintroduction of Clap for Heroes every Thursday evening the UK public is…
Police Given Powers to tell COVID Restriction Rule-Breakers “we aren’t angry, we’re just very disappointed”
The Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has given the UK Police new powers which will allow…
Future COVID Tier Levels to be Decided by National Lottery Machines
The UK government has resolved that decisions regarding all future changes to local COVID tier…
Cormac McCarthys The Road Was Based on Wroxall
Author Cormac McCarthy revealed in a recent interview that the inspiration for his Pulitzer Prize-winning…