Island to Crack Down on Worrying Levels of Excitement
Post-summer conditions have been a subject of concern for Island authorities, and plans have been…
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Isle of Wight Legalises Paracetamol
In a controversial move, the Isle of Wight has passed a motion which will legalise…
Labour Government Write off Isle of Wight as a Loss
In a bid to balance the swelling government debt inherited from the outgoing Conservative government…
‘Most Intact Dinosaur for 100 Years’ Discovered on Isle of Wight
Sandra Gobblington-Bonesmith was discovered by local fossil hunter Ian Falcon and is reported to be…
Carol, 68, from Niton named bookie’s favourite for PM
After exhausting all the disappointing options available to them, 187 Conservative MP’s have selected Carol,…
Isle of Wight Council Employ Approximately 100 Ducks to Tackle Lockdown Breaches
Responding to fears that large numbers of people intend to ignore the rules of the…
Cushelle Koala to Buy Sandown with Lockdown 3.0 Toilet Roll Profits
As people begin to restart panic buying toilet roll following the news of a third…
Five Fun Facts About the Isle of Wight That Will Impress Absolutely No-one
Irritate and bore your family and friends this Christmas with five fun facts about the…
Islanders Thrilled at Mention on TV Quiz Show
Residents across the Isle of Wight were thrilled last night as the existence of Island was acknowledged on a TV quiz show.