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Slow Sarcastic Clap for Government to be Introduced on Wednesdays

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Along with the reintroduction of Clap for Heroes every Thursday evening the UK public is…

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Boris Johnson Confirms “there will be no more U-turns” Whilst Winking at Camera

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UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has sought to alleviate concerns amongst the public of further…

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