Boris Johnson Confirmed He Didn’t Really Know What He Would End Up Saying Before COVID Briefings
The COVID-era Prime Minister revealed in an exclusive interview with the Island Muffin that he…
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Police Given Powers to tell COVID Restriction Rule-Breakers “we aren’t angry, we’re just very disappointed”
The Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has given the UK Police new powers which will allow…
Future COVID Tier Levels to be Decided by National Lottery Machines
The UK government has resolved that decisions regarding all future changes to local COVID tier…
Boris Johnson Confirms “there will be no more U-turns” Whilst Winking at Camera
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has sought to alleviate concerns amongst the public of further…
Youtube Monkey was Contracted to Design NHS COVID-19 Tracing App
It has emerged that “Miles” the Monkey, the Youtube employee responsible for the worldwide crash…