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Boris Johnson Confirmed He Didn’t Really Know What He Would End Up Saying Before COVID Briefings

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The COVID-era Prime Minister revealed in an exclusive interview with the Island Muffin that he…

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Carol, 68, from Niton named bookie’s favourite for PM

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After exhausting all the disappointing options available to them, 187 Conservative MP’s have selected Carol,…

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Boris Johnson Confirms “there will be no more U-turns” Whilst Winking at Camera

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UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has sought to alleviate concerns amongst the public of further…

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