Island to Crack Down on Worrying Levels of Excitement 
Isle of Wight Legalises Paracetamol 
Labour Government Write off Isle of Wight as a Loss 
‘Most Intact Dinosaur for 100 Years’ Discovered on Isle of Wight 
Boris Johnson Confirmed He Didn’t Really Know What He Would End Up Saying Before COVID Briefings Idiot’s Face Put On Beer So Customers Know Who to Avoid
Pub owners across the Isle of Wight have agreed on an innovative way to help…
Sci-Fi Fans Disappointed by Promises of Hover-Travel
A group of German science-fiction fans were left in a state of disappointment at Ryde…
“Grockle” Named as Isle of Wight Word of 2013
Following the Oxford English Dictionarys announcement that selfie is Britains word of 2013, the Isle…
Isle of Wight to Become Separate State?
The Isle of Wight is to set a date for a referendum on whether it…
Abandoned Cars Turn Out to be Hibernating Transformers
Sixteen cars which initially appeared to have been abandoned outside an Isle of Wight scrapyard…
MET Office Shock: This Winter Will Almost Certainly be Cold
The MET Office have issued a statement warning that the south coast of Britain and…
Wiccan Courses to be Offered by Isle of Wight College
A policy on religious equality adopted by the Isle of Wight Council has been adopted…
Red Squirrels are Actually Dickheads
Earth-shattering information has been revealed by the Royal Cambridge University for Reports and Stuff which…
Godshill Revealed as Syrias Biggest Chemical Weapon Depot
Details from the Syrian chemical weapons report reveal that Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has been…