Island to Crack Down on Worrying Levels of Excitement 
Isle of Wight Legalises Paracetamol 
Labour Government Write off Isle of Wight as a Loss 
‘Most Intact Dinosaur for 100 Years’ Discovered on Isle of Wight 
Boris Johnson Confirmed He Didn’t Really Know What He Would End Up Saying Before COVID Briefings Isle of Vegas? Government Legalises Cocaine and Gambling to Boost Island Economy
In attempted to stimulate the Island’s economy planning permission has been granted to build three…
Existentialist Seagull Demands Cream Tea, Sick of Chips
Relinquishing his chains and speaking out above the rest, one Seagull has refused to abide…
Isle of Wight Fears Outbreak of First World War as Residents Welcome 1914
New Year festivities across the Isle of Wight were bittersweet. Whilst residents celebrated the start…
Isle of Wight prepares for Millennium Bug
Island residents fear arrival of Millennium bug as New Year fast approaches tonight. New Year’s…
Santas Ghetto Forced to Close
Dismay swept across the Isle of Wight yesterday as the Isle of Wight Council presented…
Southern Vectis Originally Created by Kim Jong-un
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un has revealed himself to be the brains behind majestic Isle of…
“We’ve enough dimensions as it is” – Call to Ban 3D Films
Three-dimensional films have come under fire this week as a group of Island residents have…
Isle of Wight to be Renamed Poundland
Following recent competition in Newport branch from the new 99p Store, Poundland have this week…
Cllr David Pugh is Santa Claus, According to his Wikipedia
The Wikipedia entry for David Pugh has undergone some recent changes, unveiling some fantastic secrets about the ex-head…