Island to Crack Down on Worrying Levels of Excitement 
Isle of Wight Legalises Paracetamol 
Labour Government Write off Isle of Wight as a Loss 
‘Most Intact Dinosaur for 100 Years’ Discovered on Isle of Wight 
Boris Johnson Confirmed He Didn’t Really Know What He Would End Up Saying Before COVID Briefings NSA Disgusted by Isle of Wight Online Activity
Americas official body for internet stalking, the National Security Agency, has concluded after years of…
Ventnor Residents to be Replaced by Syrian Refugees
Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has announced that 1500 residents of the Islands seaside town…
Isle of Wight Tests Genetically Modified People
As part of an attempt to move the Island up the national academic league table…
Fracking “Too Rude” For Newtown
Deemed too rude by Newtown Town Council, the act of horizontal drilling in order to powerfully…
Isle of Wight Celebrates 30 Years of Escalators
In honour of 30 years of hard working escalators the Isle of Wight is to…
Island to Tighten Border Controls
Isle of Wight border control authorities are set to tighten border restrictions after reports of…
Island Echo Investigate Punctured Tyre Mafia Involvement Suspected
First on scene yesterday at the site of a punctured tyre, Island Echo journalists suspect that…
Isle of Wight Receives Valuation on Antiques Roadshow
In anticipation of another year that is to be marked by budget cuts and deeper…
God Admits Isle of Wight Was a Mistake
The Lord God Almighty in all his glory and splendor has admitted to the world…