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Education Minister Michael Gove has announced that GCSEs will now centre completely around the works…
Island Goes Back To Bed After Headline Shock
Emergency services, the Isle of Wight Council, and The Samaritans were inundated with calls from…
Maverick Woman Paints Front Door Green
A renegade from the normally sedate village of Godshill has caused upset and confusion over her decision to…
European Union Offer To Swap Isle of Wight For Crimea
Angela Merkel has laid down an offer for Russian President Vladimir Putin to swap the Isle of Wight…
Filthy EU Seawater Claiming UK Benefits
Identified as the biggest new threat to the economy, Britain has seen a surge of…
Isle of Wight Braces For Flood of Sympathetic Politicians
The Isle of Wight has taken precautions to keep at bay the rising levels of…
Council Advise Against “Voyage of the Damned” Ferry Crossings
A study published by the Isle of Wight College has revealed that travel over the…
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As Facebook graces its billions of users in celebration of their 10th anniversary with a…
Cormac McCarthys The Road Was Based on Wroxall
Author Cormac McCarthy revealed in a recent interview that the inspiration for his Pulitzer Prize-winning…