Island to Crack Down on Worrying Levels of Excitement 
Isle of Wight Legalises Paracetamol 
Labour Government Write off Isle of Wight as a Loss 
‘Most Intact Dinosaur for 100 Years’ Discovered on Isle of Wight 
Boris Johnson Confirmed He Didn’t Really Know What He Would End Up Saying Before COVID Briefings Danny Dyer to Save Isle of Wight Christmas
Upon receiving news that the annual Isle of Wight Christmas market had this year been…
MET Office Predict “Colder-Than-Summer” Winter
Local weather gurus across the Isle of Wight have foreseen a winter which will bring…
Introduction of Casio Watches Excites All
The Isle of Wight tech-community were overjoyed this week by the latest introduction to the Islands…
UKIP To End European Weather Decisions
United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP) leader Nigel Farage has promised to end bad weather allegedly…
Ventnor Town Council to Intervene in Ukraine
The United Nations have elected Ventnor Town Council as the interim government for the Ukraine…
Isle of Wight Rail Has Been On Strike For 40 Years
Isle of Wight Rail revealed yesterday that they have been on strike since the mid-1970s….
Isle of Wight to be Sold on Ebay
In a desperate bid to fill the black hole in the Isle of Wight Councils…
Pope to Queen: “Nice Bum”
In a meeting at the Vatican Pope Francis was heard lending positive comments on her majestys royal bottom. The Queen…
Scientists: ‘Eat More Fruit, Be Less Fat’
The more fruit and vegetables you eat, the less fat and disgusting you could be. The…