Island to Crack Down on Worrying Levels of Excitement 
Isle of Wight Legalises Paracetamol 
Labour Government Write off Isle of Wight as a Loss 
‘Most Intact Dinosaur for 100 Years’ Discovered on Isle of Wight 
Boris Johnson Confirmed He Didn’t Really Know What He Would End Up Saying Before COVID Briefings Boris Johnson Confirms “there will be no more U-turns” Whilst Winking at Camera
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has sought to alleviate concerns amongst the public of further…
Five Fun Facts About the Isle of Wight That Will Impress Absolutely No-one
Irritate and bore your family and friends this Christmas with five fun facts about the…
COVID-19 Can’t Afford Isle of Wight Ferry Prices
Low COVID-19 infection rates on the Isle of Wight have turned out to be caused…
Islanders Thrilled at Mention on TV Quiz Show
Residents across the Isle of Wight were thrilled last night as the existence of Island was acknowledged on a TV quiz show.
Youtube Monkey was Contracted to Design NHS COVID-19 Tracing App
It has emerged that “Miles” the Monkey, the Youtube employee responsible for the worldwide crash…
70mph Gail Platts Cause Disruption Across Island
Commuters this morning were faced with long delays as an influx of Gail Platts swept…
Avocado Confuses Elderly Woman
Scenes of serious concern and outright confusion were witnessed at The Buddle Inn this Sunday,…
Island Homes Left Without Power for Second Millennia
Island families have spent this week distraught as for the second millennia their homes have…
Missing Christmas Tree Ran Away, Resented Being Forced to Dress in Tinsel
The missing Christmas tree from outside Seaview Hotel has come forward, declaring that he was…