Idiot’s Face Put On Beer So Customers Know Who to Avoid

Pub owners across the Isle of Wight have agreed on an innovative way to help their customers find out who to avoid talking to.

Bottles of beer have been stocked by Island pubs which bear the image of a complete moron on their label.

Because no-one in their right mind would bother to buy something so stupid and irritating it is hoped that this will help people spot who to avoid engaging in conversation.

The garish and unpleasant label is designed so customers can spot an annoying twat across a busy bar well before any form of social engagement can be made, even in the low lighting found in many Island pubs.

“The aim is to help people avoid painful, one-sided conversations with idiots who have nothing better to do than harp on about politics, economics and immigration, even though in reality they dont know anything useful about it all,” said Isle of Wight pubs chairman Dandy Lawson. “We are rolling the beer out tomorrow and hope to see positive effects soon.”