Danny Dyer to Save Isle of Wight Christmas
Upon receiving news that the annual Isle of Wight Christmas market had this year been cancelled, Danny Dyer took it upon himself to don his Santa robes and save the Islands festivities.
The annual Isle of Wight Christmas market was declared cancelled on their official Facebook page earlier this year due to unforeseen circumstances.
For many across the Island this was a tragic piece of news.
Thankfully Danny Dyer, lover of all things f***in warm and tw**ting fuzzy, announced that he will be arriving on the Isle of Wight this Sunday. He will be hosting Danny Dyers F***in Lovely Isle of Wight Sh**tin Christmas Lollapalooza in Cowes.
The Isle of Wight has always held a special place close to Danny Dyers heart.
“I always lahved that sh***y piece of chalk. Danny told the Muffin, Fullve little fluffy sheep tw**s and loadsa f**kin weirdo pillocks in tweed. Mugs. Lahve it.”
Danny Dyers F***in Lovely Isle of Wight Sh**tin Christmas Lollapalooza will be running from December 14th to December 21st. Expect raucous fun for the whole family to enjoy.
The first ten families through the gate will be awarded free copies of Dannys new Christmas DVD: Danny Dyers Top F***in Football Twazzocks 4.