Ventnor Town Council to Deploy Itself to Ukraine
After discussions with The United Nations have agreed to airdrop members of Ventnor Town Council…
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Slow Sarcastic Clap for Government to be Introduced on Wednesdays
Along with the reintroduction of Clap for Heroes every Thursday evening the UK public is…
Police Given Powers to tell COVID Restriction Rule-Breakers “we aren’t angry, we’re just very disappointed”
The Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has given the UK Police new powers which will allow…
Queen’s 2020 Christmas Speech will be Broadcast via Pay-Per-View for £125
The annual Christmas Speech will be made available through pay-per-view this year as part of…
Boris Johnson Confirms “there will be no more U-turns” Whilst Winking at Camera
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has sought to alleviate concerns amongst the public of further…
UKIP To End European Weather Decisions
United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP) leader Nigel Farage has promised to end bad weather allegedly…
Ventnor Town Council to Intervene in Ukraine
The United Nations have elected Ventnor Town Council as the interim government for the Ukraine…
Pope to Queen: “Nice Bum”
In a meeting at the Vatican Pope Francis was heard lending positive comments on her majestys royal bottom. The Queen…
Gove To Make GCSE Curriculum Everything Churchill
Education Minister Michael Gove has announced that GCSEs will now centre completely around the works…