Isle of Wight Legalises Paracetamol
In a controversial move, the Isle of Wight has passed a motion which will legalise…
Science & Technology
‘Most Intact Dinosaur for 100 Years’ Discovered on Isle of Wight
Sandra Gobblington-Bonesmith was discovered by local fossil hunter Ian Falcon and is reported to be…
MET Office Predict “Colder-Than-Summer” Winter
Local weather gurus across the Isle of Wight have foreseen a winter which will bring…
Scientists: ‘Eat More Fruit, Be Less Fat’
The more fruit and vegetables you eat, the less fat and disgusting you could be. The…
Isle of Wight Tests Genetically Modified People
As part of an attempt to move the Island up the national academic league table…
God Admits Isle of Wight Was a Mistake
The Lord God Almighty in all his glory and splendor has admitted to the world…
Isle of Wight prepares for Millennium Bug
Island residents fear arrival of Millennium bug as New Year fast approaches tonight. New Year’s…
Sci-Fi Fans Disappointed by Promises of Hover-Travel
A group of German science-fiction fans were left in a state of disappointment at Ryde…
MET Office Shock: This Winter Will Almost Certainly be Cold
The MET Office have issued a statement warning that the south coast of Britain and…