Labour Government Write off Isle of Wight as a Loss
In a bid to balance the swelling government debt inherited from the outgoing Conservative government…
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Carol, 68, from Niton named bookie’s favourite for PM
After exhausting all the disappointing options available to them, 187 Conservative MP’s have selected Carol,…
Slow Sarcastic Clap for Government to be Introduced on Wednesdays
Along with the reintroduction of Clap for Heroes every Thursday evening the UK public is…
Boris Johnson Confirms “there will be no more U-turns” Whilst Winking at Camera
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has sought to alleviate concerns amongst the public of further…
UKIP To End European Weather Decisions
United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP) leader Nigel Farage has promised to end bad weather allegedly…
Ventnor Town Council to Intervene in Ukraine
The United Nations have elected Ventnor Town Council as the interim government for the Ukraine…
Isle of Wight to be Sold on Ebay
In a desperate bid to fill the black hole in the Isle of Wight Councils…
Gove To Make GCSE Curriculum Everything Churchill
Education Minister Michael Gove has announced that GCSEs will now centre completely around the works…
European Union Offer To Swap Isle of Wight For Crimea
Angela Merkel has laid down an offer for Russian President Vladimir Putin to swap the Isle of Wight…