Isle of Wight Tests Genetically Modified People
As part of an attempt to move the Island up the national academic league table…
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Fracking “Too Rude” For Newtown
Deemed too rude by Newtown Town Council, the act of horizontal drilling in order to powerfully…
Isle of Wight Celebrates 30 Years of Escalators
In honour of 30 years of hard working escalators the Isle of Wight is to…
Island to Tighten Border Controls
Isle of Wight border control authorities are set to tighten border restrictions after reports of…
Island Echo Investigate Punctured Tyre Mafia Involvement Suspected
First on scene yesterday at the site of a punctured tyre, Island Echo journalists suspect that…
Isle of Wight Receives Valuation on Antiques Roadshow
In anticipation of another year that is to be marked by budget cuts and deeper…
God Admits Isle of Wight Was a Mistake
The Lord God Almighty in all his glory and splendor has admitted to the world…
Isle of Vegas? Government Legalises Cocaine and Gambling to Boost Island Economy
In attempted to stimulate the Island’s economy planning permission has been granted to build three…
Existentialist Seagull Demands Cream Tea, Sick of Chips
Relinquishing his chains and speaking out above the rest, one Seagull has refused to abide…