70mph Gail Platts Cause Disruption Across Island
Commuters this morning were faced with long delays as an influx of Gail Platts swept…
Isle of Wight News
Avocado Confuses Elderly Woman
Scenes of serious concern and outright confusion were witnessed at The Buddle Inn this Sunday,…
Island Homes Left Without Power for Second Millennia
Island families have spent this week distraught as for the second millennia their homes have…
Missing Christmas Tree Ran Away, Resented Being Forced to Dress in Tinsel
The missing Christmas tree from outside Seaview Hotel has come forward, declaring that he was…
Danny Dyer to Save Isle of Wight Christmas
Upon receiving news that the annual Isle of Wight Christmas market had this year been…
Introduction of Casio Watches Excites All
The Isle of Wight tech-community were overjoyed this week by the latest introduction to the Islands…
Ventnor Town Council to Intervene in Ukraine
The United Nations have elected Ventnor Town Council as the interim government for the Ukraine…
Isle of Wight Rail Has Been On Strike For 40 Years
Isle of Wight Rail revealed yesterday that they have been on strike since the mid-1970s….
Isle of Wight to be Sold on Ebay
In a desperate bid to fill the black hole in the Isle of Wight Councils…