Island to Crack Down on Worrying Levels of Excitement
Post-summer conditions have been a subject of concern for Island authorities, and plans have been…
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Isle of Wight Legalises Paracetamol
In a controversial move, the Isle of Wight has passed a motion which will legalise…
‘Most Intact Dinosaur for 100 Years’ Discovered on Isle of Wight
Sandra Gobblington-Bonesmith was discovered by local fossil hunter Ian Falcon and is reported to be…
Ventnor Town Council to Deploy Itself to Ukraine
After intense discussions the United Nations has agreed to airdrop members of Ventnor Town Council…
Carol, 68, from Niton named bookie’s favourite for PM
After exhausting all the disappointing options available to them, 187 Conservative MP’s have selected Carol,…
Isle of Wight Council Employ Approximately 100 Ducks to Tackle Lockdown Breaches
Responding to fears that large numbers of people intend to ignore the rules of the…
Cushelle Koala to Buy Sandown with Lockdown 3.0 Toilet Roll Profits
As people begin to restart panic buying toilet roll following the news of a third…
Isle of Wight Invest in Very Large Stick to Push Itself Away from Mainland UK
After a week of increasingly worrying news regarding the new more infectious variant of the…
Majority of Husbands Support Stricter Christmas Restrictions
A snap survey of Isle of Wight husbands has shown that they would support tougher…