Boris Johnson Confirmed He Didn’t Really Know What He Would End Up Saying Before COVID Briefings
The COVID-era Prime Minister revealed in an exclusive interview with the Island Muffin that he…
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“COVID Living” Expansion Released for The Sims 4
EA Games have released a “COVID Living” expansion pack for the latest in their long-running…
Isle of Wight Council Employ Approximately 100 Ducks to Tackle Lockdown Breaches
Responding to fears that large numbers of people intend to ignore the rules of the…
Police Given Powers to tell COVID Restriction Rule-Breakers “we aren’t angry, we’re just very disappointed”
The Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has given the UK Police new powers which will allow…
Future COVID Tier Levels to be Decided by National Lottery Machines
The UK government has resolved that decisions regarding all future changes to local COVID tier…
Isle of Wight Invest in Very Large Stick to Push Itself Away from Mainland UK
After a week of increasingly worrying news regarding the new more infectious variant of the…
Majority of Husbands Support Stricter Christmas Restrictions
A snap survey of Isle of Wight husbands has shown that they would support tougher…
Boris Johnson Confirms “there will be no more U-turns” Whilst Winking at Camera
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has sought to alleviate concerns amongst the public of further…
COVID-19 Can’t Afford Isle of Wight Ferry Prices
Low COVID-19 infection rates on the Isle of Wight have turned out to be caused…