Boris Johnson Confirms “there will be no more U-turns” Whilst Winking at Camera

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has sought to alleviate concerns amongst the public of further changes to government policy during a press conference.

In a bid to end any confusion Boris Johnson clarified that current plans will “more than likely definitely be the ones that we consider imposing once we reach the ultimate crux of the impending situation with regards to the period of general festivities”.

Responding to a press question on any further U-turns Boris said “there will, categorically, be no more u-turns”. He then continued: “We may however be pushed to consider a good old switcheroo” and gave a small wink to the camera.

Asked to clarify what he meant by a “switcheroo” Boris stated “well you know its what we would refer to when we really must appraise a particularly sticky cluster of circumstances and really end up peeling back the mango skin, so to speak, and we really get down to the brass tacks of it all and just have it out all over the foundry floor, so to speak”.

There were no further questions.