Red Squirrels are Actually Dickheads
Earth-shattering information has been revealed by the Royal Cambridge University for Reports and Stuff which…
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Godshill Revealed as Syrias Biggest Chemical Weapon Depot
Details from the Syrian chemical weapons report reveal that Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has been…
Olympics to Find a place for drugs in sport
The International Olympic Committee announced yesterday that it will be allowing drugs in many of…
The KKK Boycotts Blackgang Chine
Radical far-right American organisation the Ku Klux Klan have condemned Blackgang Chine fantasy park in…
Breaking Bad Mistaken as Teacher Training Video
Hit AMC US drama Breaking Bad has been mistakenly used by the Isle of Wight…
MET Office Annouce When Records Actually Began
The MET office has released details regarding the mystery surrounding when weather records actually began….