Fracking “Too Rude” For Newtown
Deemed too rude by Newtown Town Council, the act of horizontal drilling in order to powerfully…
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Island to Tighten Border Controls
Isle of Wight border control authorities are set to tighten border restrictions after reports of…
Island Echo Investigate Punctured Tyre Mafia Involvement Suspected
First on scene yesterday at the site of a punctured tyre, Island Echo journalists suspect that…
Isle of Wight Receives Valuation on Antiques Roadshow
In anticipation of another year that is to be marked by budget cuts and deeper…
God Admits Isle of Wight Was a Mistake
The Lord God Almighty in all his glory and splendor has admitted to the world…
Existentialist Seagull Demands Cream Tea, Sick of Chips
Relinquishing his chains and speaking out above the rest, one Seagull has refused to abide…
Santas Ghetto Forced to Close
Dismay swept across the Isle of Wight yesterday as the Isle of Wight Council presented…
Southern Vectis Originally Created by Kim Jong-un
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un has revealed himself to be the brains behind majestic Isle of…
“We’ve enough dimensions as it is” – Call to Ban 3D Films
Three-dimensional films have come under fire this week as a group of Island residents have…