Pope to Queen: “Nice Bum”
In a meeting at the Vatican Pope Francis was heard lending positive comments on her majestys royal bottom.
The Queen was initially accompanied in her visit to the Vatican by Prince Philip, but once the two were alone his holiness took up the chance to offer her royal highness his sincerest compliments on her behind.
Her majesty had just stooped to the ground to pick up a fallen Werthers Original when his holiness announced loudly: “Oi oi! Nice bum!”
Witnesses claim seeing the Pontiff grinning widely and winking as she turned to him after retrieving the fallen sweet.
Buckingham Palace officials were unable to deny or confirm the Popes opinion on the quality of the Queens bum, but they were able to verify that it is the most expensive posterior in the United Kingdom.
Prince Philip was noticeably absent for the rest of the visit, but was reportedly seen asking a Cardinal if his name was Spaghetti and what Woody Allen was doing over there dressed as the Pope.