Southern Vectis Originally Created by Kim Jong-un
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un has revealed himself to be the brains behind majestic Isle of Wight public-transport triumph, Southern Vectis.
Party officials delighted adoring fans in Saint Thomass Square, Newport yesterday with the news that it was his Supreme Brilliance who had developed the Islands public transportation system.
Loyal citizens, rejoice! For it is thanks to Dear Leader that we may travel here today without need for the imperialistic automobiles of the inferior Mainland. Cllr. Dav Pu, Party Minister for Announcing His Supreme Brilliance to Cheering Masses, announced to the cheering masses.
Officials regaled the enraptured crowd before them with the brave story of how Dear Leader single-handedly toppled the corrupt system enforced by capitalist Mainland oppressors. From the ashes of those enemies who lay defeated beneath his glorious, well-shaped feet he built a system of public transport strong as ten thousand oxen; one that will forever stand proud and tall.
Valiant comrades! Cllr Dav Pu continued. Our Dear Leader has given us the gift of a bus service that is as steadfast and fearless as him. Like our Islands glory, it knows no bounds. Let us forever praise his name.
The crowds then erupted into jubilation as Supreme Leader Kim Jong-uns image was projected onto the side of St. Thomas Church along to the sound of Coldplays Paradise.
He is the sole reason we have such a solid, well-structured economy. Now we find that it is he who bestowed upon us our public transport?! Frank Thompson from Ventnor province cried above the sound of many thousand weeping mothers and daughters. It makes me fill with pride that I am an Islander!
Celebrations finished with the unveiling of a new regular bus service to Pyongyang Chine Amusement Park.