God Admits Isle of Wight Was a Mistake

The Lord God Almighty in all his glory and splendor has admitted to the world that the creation of the Isle of Wight was an accident made during his early work.

A result our almighty Fathers experiments with the Avant-garde scene early on in his career, the construction of the Isle of Wight was linked to efforts from he who is life and love epitomised to avoid the trap common of those beginning careers as a deity: pigeon-holing themselves and ending up as tired clichés.

Our glorious Father in Heaven spent much of his early career deeply involved in the Baroque movement. Worries that the style was fast becoming stale and mainstream however, caused him to move away and begin experiments with what would become the Avant-garde era.

“My work was initially very raw. I wanted to shake-up peoples visions of what art and reality really was,” said God. “It was the late-Pleistocene Epoch, everyone was doing it.”

One evening in his studio God the Father encountered a tragic accident whilst busy working on finishing off a long-term project of his entitled Portsmouth and Southampton. 

“I was messing around with this idea about pushing the critics perceptions of the status-quo when carving out my finishing touches to Southsea, then I slip and drop both Southampton and Portsmouth on the floor” remembered God.

In the accident a large chunk of what was meant to be Southampton and Portsmouth broke off into a rhombus-shaped Island.

Initially devastated by the accident God the almighty, loving and merciful, decided to embrace this new contemporary and abstract art technique, resulting in what many believe to be his most powerful example of artwork.

Originally titled ‘Shard of Chalk-Coloured Land with Green Foliage’ the piece was later renamed the Isle of Wight by residents during the Literal period.