Avocado Confuses Elderly Woman

Scenes of serious concern and outright confusion were witnessed at The Buddle Inn this Sunday, when an elderly lady sitting down to lunch was confronted by an avocado on her menu.

Belinda Truffledown, of Winkle Street Freshwater, was visiting the Niton-based pub with three others on Sunday when the incident occurred.

Upon viewing the nights specials Miss Truffledown was instantly disturbed and confused by the appearance of the word avocado. Her demands for an immediate explanation proceeded to cause trouble throughout the evening.

Other patrons reported hearing Miss Truffledown begin to shout loudly across her table “I dont know who these Avocados are, but I want to know which person is responsible for letting them inside my country.”

Staff and fellow customers initially ignored Miss Truffledown’s demands but she proceeded to become more violent in her actions. After approaching one of the waiters she pulled the employee by the shoulder towards her. She then barraged him with a series of questions in search of responsibility.

“She asked me if I was the filthy Avocado she had read about,” said Thomas Lambert, the waiter confronted by Miss Truffledown. “I said I didn’t know what she meant and asked if she talking about the guacamole that was being served with the spicy chicken wraps tonight. She told me she didn’t speak guacamole and that if I was going to work here I could at least have the decency to speak English, or go back to Avocadokstan or wherever I came from.”

Miss Truffledown reportedly stormed out of the pub after the confrontation and has not been seen since.

The police have requested that any sightings of Miss Truffledown should be reported immediately, and that she should not be directly engaged with as she might still be very angry.