The KKK Boycotts Blackgang Chine

Radical far-right American organisation the Ku Klux Klan have condemned Blackgang Chine fantasy park in a recent press release.

The press release, read last Tuesday by Imperial Kludd Ignatious Thunderbluff, attacked the childrens theme park for promoting a worryifying amount of racial mixification.

“I say – I say, I do not at all agree with this kind of diversifity. If I wanted to see my children hang around a place of recreation that openly declarifies the equality of black people I would senderate thems down to Harlems local play – ….”

The rest of the statement was unable to be transcribed due to the noise generated by Klan members in attendance whooping and repeatedly firing their pistols into the air.

Thunderbluff, who was elected to the position of Imperial Kludd after impressing fellow Klansmen by filling over fifty spit-pots with chewing tobacco in little under a week, visited the Island park in September of this year. He was spotted by many park visitors loitering around the Saloon in Frontierland. The Klansman was heard demanding that the barman serve him a sarsaparilla, and making lewd comments towards a cowgirl. Thunderbluff reportedly left in a state of frustration several hours later, apparently unaware that both the barman and the cowgirl were statues.

Little attention is expected to be given to this criticism, on account that it has become widely accepted that the Klan are comprised of outdated, narrow-minded monkeys.