Island to Crack Down on Worrying Levels of Excitement 
Isle of Wight Legalises Paracetamol 
Labour Government Write off Isle of Wight as a Loss 
‘Most Intact Dinosaur for 100 Years’ Discovered on Isle of Wight 
Boris Johnson Confirmed He Didn’t Really Know What He Would End Up Saying Before COVID Briefings Island to Crack Down on Worrying Levels of Excitement
Post-summer conditions have been a subject of concern for Island authorities, and plans have been…
Isle of Wight Legalises Paracetamol
In a controversial move, the Isle of Wight has passed a motion which will legalise…
Labour Government Write off Isle of Wight as a Loss
In a bid to balance the swelling government debt inherited from the outgoing Conservative government…
‘Most Intact Dinosaur for 100 Years’ Discovered on Isle of Wight
Sandra Gobblington-Bonesmith was discovered by local fossil hunter Ian Falcon and is reported to be…
Boris Johnson Confirmed He Didn’t Really Know What He Would End Up Saying Before COVID Briefings
The COVID-era Prime Minister revealed in an exclusive interview with the Island Muffin that he…
A Note from Our Guest Editor – Maureen Clap
Helo frends what hav youall been doing today i hopingyourwell today —- i will be…
Ventnor Town Council to Deploy Itself to Ukraine
After intense discussions the United Nations has agreed to airdrop members of Ventnor Town Council…
Carol, 68, from Niton named bookie’s favourite for PM
After exhausting all the disappointing options available to them, 187 Conservative MP’s have selected Carol,…
Slow Sarcastic Clap for Government to be Introduced on Wednesdays
Along with the reintroduction of Clap for Heroes every Thursday evening the UK public is…